One-liners

Omg, 'View From the Top' is soooo goddamn funny...hahaha Gwyneth Palthrow is so uber-cool!

Mike Myers: You put the wrong em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble.

Gwyneth: You're breaking up with me... in a birthday card?
Boyfriend: Well, they don't make "breaking-up" cards.

Eventually, after calming down, with huuuge amounts of coffee, I'm gonna be okay.